moonofficial:

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky
my joints: *crack*

anxietyhelperapp:

you know what? you’re going to be fine. you’re going to get over whatever is haunting you right now. you’re going to forget about them. you’re going to change, and you won’t be the same. new things will come along, and new opportunities. just don’t be so caught up in the past that you don’t see the future. 

inifintyonhigh:

bustin a duct

5am anxietitty strikes again

perfaps:

me: sees velociraptors

me: these dogs are sharp but they are still good